Agenda

Realised that I haven't been utilising this blog as a journal much. So I thought I'd just update some happenings around me lately.

Saturday, 26th July

For the first time ever, Faiz sayang drove! So there it came, a sporty turquoise Gen 2 roving the quiet, run-down street until its driver noticed a rather 'spherical' shaped Homo sapien looking absolutely unkempt and dilapidated ambling two and fro under the scorching sun.

And so we had an EXTREMELY slow drive over to Mid Valley only to meet up with an exhausted, under-dressed creature we all know as sawo :) That poor fella had been roaming from one retail store to another just to search for a coat of his size-which, mind you, is extraordinarily difficult.

Faiz and I decided to be kind Samaritans and actually accompanied him to search over at some other outlets, only to feel even more crestfallen. Nevertheless, he managed to find it the following day over at Berjaya Times Square-so, enough about him.

Faiz, on the other hand, spent a whopping RM229 on a pair of GAP jeans. A classic incident of conspicuous consumption-a living example of Veblen's theory of consumption. Well, let's just hope its quality shows over time :) I must admit though, that the jeans did look rather attractive.

We strolled over to Gardens as well, and stopped by at a magazine shop soon after. I grabbed the latest New Scientist issue and shockingly found pics dictating ovulation. Boy, did it look like cod liver oil capsules. They stumbled upon this stunning natural process whilst preparing to carry out hysterectomy. Here are the clearest pics ever taken of this ever-occurring, life-sustaining process:

And Sawo's immediate reaction was: "Ewww..it's IN YOU sawo *adds disgusted and condescending intonation*"

And sayang was practically speechless.

Gee, I wonder if they have microscopic pictures snapped during ejaculation. HMPH

To carry on, it was 4 plus and was time for sayang to be all pious and pray :) We were absolutely shocked to discover that Gardens could be THAT ridiculous and religion-insensitive not to have a surau.

Before we actually did confirm that, sayang was making a hypothesis that this probably implied rich people don't pray. And when the guard directed us over to Mid Valley for the surau, we unanimously nodded in agreement and uttered, "Hypothesis accepted"

So, while sayang was praying, sawo and I had that sudden urge to learn some photography and begun behaving like tourists from other LDCs, photographing with my pathetic camera phone.

And the disastrous products are as follows:






We adjourned to Sushi King hoping to satisfy our growling stomachs but ended up only finding a bunch of impertinent, exasperated staff serving us. Oh well, nothing unexpected really. My only regret is the fact that I did not manage to snap a pic of their facial expression for blogging purposes.

Anyway, am worn out entirely. Shall visit slumberland. To be continued..(I just realised that I never actually do continue my post, do I? :P)